December 2010
My impression of a modern Jesus (apparently)...
“Part the sea, are you mad? To what end and purpose, and how much marine life would be needlessly killed? No, no good can come of it… parting thighs though, that’s another matter entirely…” Pfft. ^_^
Glitter and its dangers
regular-josh:
Found in my ipods casing today soooo much glitter…..DAMN YOU CHRISSSS AND YOUR GLITTER! :p glitter rape is something to be feared i tell you…leaves it mark on people for a while. :P
It’s nice to know I make an impression ^_^
The suburbs aren't known for rock and roll, only...
It’s true, and regrettably so, though the whole concept of Keith Richards throwing a television from the higher branches of a tree on Hindhead common is somewhat less glamorous than the city image of it. Recently, I won’t lie, I’ve been craving a fully overindulged rock and roll lifestyle (sans the drugs, for obvious enough reasons). All that tatty clothing and shiny bits,...
Woluff...
A clever union of the words Wolf, and Fluff. Literally, I’m utterly excited. I gets mah wolf hat in a couple of days. A COUPLE OF GODDAMN DAYS. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Annnd, I’ve ordered the biker jeans… And have about £340 left. Seriousley. SERIOUSLEY.
Lick it. →
I've gone done a storybook...
Not a real one. Doug left a short (and cock-riddled) story on my Facebook wall, and I decided to respond in kind (though, with less cock, and more plot). It goes as follows…
“There was once, and ONLY once, a boy named Tatty.
Tatty was an average boy, living on the coast with his parents (both taxidermied), with an eye for badly tied laces and a fondness for driftwood. One day, he...
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Get up, up, up and away, to the top, The golden tip of the lot. It’s a long, long way to fall, so quick, be slick, Undress and be adresses with waiters eyes, Always aside for something else, nice, thrice. What you do best is done many times, Many nights, so strip, so shag, You weren’t really there, but enough to brag; You hung your sould on the coatstand, Picked it up, out for a...
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